Monster Jokes Monster Jokes Q: What's a monster's favorite play? A: Romeo and Ghouliet Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat? A: Ghost-Toasties Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin! Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers? A: NO, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What do you do with a green monster? A: Wait until it ripens. Q: What is a monster's favorite food? A: Ghoul scout cookies. Q: What's a monsters favorite bean? A: A human bean. Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? .A: Replace the nails with screws. Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? .A: The boogieman! Q: What is a monster's favorite food? .A: Ghoul scout cookies. Q: What position does a monster play on the soccer team? .A: Ghoulie. Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best? .A: Hallowieners. Q: What's the name of the book of socially prominent monsters? .A: The Book of who's Boo. Q: Why are monsters forgetful ? A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others ! Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ? A: Because she grew another foot ! Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ? A: People like sweets ! Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks ? A: I don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg ! Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ? A: Hello, hello ! Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ? A: From a long way away ! Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ? A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater ! Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ? A: The eeriest ! Q: How you can tell if you have had a monster in your fridge ? A: It leaves footprints in the butter ! Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend. Q: Why are monsters covered in wrinkles? A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster ! Q: Why are monsters green ? A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills ! Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ? A: So they don't bump into other monsters ! Q: What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? A: Flatman and Ribbon ! Q: What time is it when a monster sits on your car ? A: Time to get a new one ! Q: What game do monsters play with ants ? A: Squash ! Q: Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms ? A: He said they came in handy ! Q: How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense ? A: I'll tell you tomorrow ! Q: How do you greet a three headed monster ? A: Hello, hello, hello ! Q: What is a sea monster's favourite dish ? A: Fish and ships ! Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ? A: Werewolf: Search me ! Q: Why are monsters forgetful ? A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others ! Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ? A: Because she grew another foot ! Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ? A: People like sweets ! Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks ? A: i don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg ! Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ? A: Hello hello ! Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ? A: From a long way away ! Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ? A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater ! Q: Why are monsters green ? A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills ! Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ? A: So they don't bump into other monsters ! Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ? A: The eeriest ! Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend. Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend. Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines. Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn't seen each other for quite awhile? .A: You gruesome.